Ok, so here's the deal.
I'm going to drop my rates really low. For at least 500php, you can give me a blowjob for 30mins. That's an unbelievably cheap price considering who I am.
Now, all of that--the entire 500php--will be donated to charity. I'll be giving it all to a relief ops of my choice that is involved in helping out victims of the two recent typhoons.
This promo will run for a week only. From October 19-25.
Leave your contact details in the comments section if you're interested.